HOW TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN

My message today is for you sadly uninformed who cannot define “woman”. As I sit here enjoying my breakfast – Bran flakes with banana and blueberries, just a little bit of sugar and the precise amount of milk covering them – I simply cannot forget the admonition of one of my children – who gifted me with the spoon I am using – sterling silver engraved with the phrase, Dad’s Ice Cream Shovel – “Dad. You should try it with NO sugar!” No, my dear child, I should NOT do such a thing. Years ago, I gave up one of man’s greatest pleasures – which I refuse to describe here – and there are just a few left that I will take with me to my grave!” (Men, when you reach the age of 94, (all of you young bucks out there in your twenties, thirties, forties, and fifties, yes, and even in your sixties, seventies, and eighties), please do not be afraid to assert yourself . . . finally . . . and at last! Perhaps the best admonition for you guys would be, “Don’t just do something . . . STAND THERE!”

Actually, I must admit (and, I say this with the utmost modesty), that there’s a bit of reserve left in my tank. Oh Yeah!

So, just so you girls finally understand just what you are, here is my definition of a ‘Woman!’

“A woman is a human being who would be a man if she didn’t have the two letters ‘W’ and ‘O’ in front of her species definition. And not a thing you can ever do will change that!

And, men, if you haven’t yet, its high time you understand what a blessing they are to us!